Today I got yelled at for the first time in 12 years. Actually yelled at. Not that girly, “He yelled at me for forgetting my homework today.” No, he didn’t yell at you, he was talking at a regular volume.
Today I got yelled at for taking a 7 minute shower. By my landlord. He called me a “fu*king idiot” and threatened to charge me another 20 bucks a week if I go over three minutes again. How can I screw him over after I leave? Keep in mind, he has an 800 dollar deposit, and my passport number, so whatever it is he needs to discover it after I’m gone.